🎬 Ted 3 (2025)
👉 Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane
What if your childhood wish never learned how to grow up? That’s the question at the heart of Ted (2012), Seth MacFarlane’s outrageous comedy that turned a sweet childhood fantasy into one of the most hilariously inappropriate friendships in movie history. John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) once wished for his teddy bear to come to life — and, against all odds, the universe actually granted it. The catch? Decades later, Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) is still around… and he hasn’t matured one bit.
Now in Ted 3 (2025), John finds himself at yet another crossroads. He’s older, supposedly wiser, and still trying to hold his life together. But being best friends with a foul-mouthed, beer-guzzling teddy bear who never learned about boundaries isn’t exactly the recipe for stability. Whether it’s wrecking John’s job, sabotaging his love life, or picking fights in bars he has no business being in, Ted is chaos wrapped in fur.
Mark Wahlberg once again nails the role of the eternal man-child — a guy stuck between adult responsibilities and the irresistible pull of childish fun. Mila Kunis returns as Lori, the ever-patient voice of reason, who loves John but constantly questions how far his loyalty to a stuffed animal should go. And, of course, Seth MacFarlane brings Ted to life with razor-sharp comedic timing, turning him into a walking contradiction: equal parts cute, cuddly, vulgar, and downright offensive.
What makes the Ted series stand out isn’t just the crude jokes or the insane set pieces — though there are plenty of both — but the unexpected heart hidden underneath the profanity. Beneath all the bong smoke and beer cans, there’s a real story about friendship, love, and the difficult process of growing up when you’d rather not.
With bigger laughs, wilder adventures, and even less shame, Ted 3 promises to push the buddy-comedy formula to outrageous new levels. Bold, unapologetically rude, and laugh-out-loud funny, it’s proof that sometimes friendship doesn’t grow up… it just grows weirder.
